Courtney Ellis

Kid: Why does my block tower keep falling down?

Me: Well, because your base isn’t big enough and it’s top heavy, so you need to build a bigger base.

Kid: Why?

Me: Because that’s the way the blocks are designed. See, you need to set them up more like this.

Kid: Why?

Me: HELP ME OUT HERE, HUSBAND.

Kid: Why? Why? Why?

Husband: Because physics.

Kid: [Speechless]

Me: