Monday Mommy Gifs 9
Cooked dinner that the whole family actually liked, and it didn’t involve a single nugget.
Cooked dinner that the whole family actually liked, and it didn’t involve a single nugget.
Random stranger: “Yeah, you should have that mole checked out.” Isn’t getting older awesome? 2. When you realize that the super odd kid from your high school went to Harvard Law, has published three books, started an African NGO, and is running for Congress. Oh YEAH? Well, I… ate a kale salad today instead of … More 10 Times Sesame Street Perfectly Described Life as a 30-Something
“Mommy, you’re right, it IS cold outside. Maybe I SHOULD wear my coat.”
Living with tiny humans is not unlike Star Trek… 1. When you suddenly realize it’s waaaaaay too quiet Oh no, oh no, oh no oh no oh no. Please, PLEASE tell me they didn’t discover my hidden lipstick stash. Welcome to the foreign planet that is now your living room. 2. When you try to … More 10 Ways Raising Kids is Basically Science Fiction
“Mommy, everyone wanted my snack at school today.”
1. When you can’t EVER let your guard down around glasses or silverware Our baby has a reach of like eight feet if he sees something sharp, breakable, or shiny. Go-go-Gadget ARMS! 2. When your close friend who gave you a hard time for being a nap stickler has a baby of her own and texts you, “Oh … More 10 Reactions Parents of Young Kids Will Understand
When your kid says something totally inappropriate but also hysterical.
“Hey Mommy, are you reallllly going to make me take at least one bite of the dinner you shopped for, spent an hour cooking, put on the only plate I will eat off of, ensured that all the ingredients don’t touch one another on said plate, and cut up into special shapes just so it … More Monday Mommy Gif 5
For a commercialized, silly holiday, it can still pack a big emotional punch. How many of these Valentine’s Days have you had? 1. The Valentine’s Day everyone is dating except you No, I’m totally fine. I’ll just watch four hours of Law & Order and eat a whole can of Betty Crocker frosting. It’s just as fun as having … More 10 Valentine’s Days You Might Remember
So you’re going to have a baby? Congratulations! Here’s what it’s like. 1. When you first go into labor, you feel all… 2. Then labor really starts up, and you quickly change to What is haaaaaaaaappening to meeeeeeeeee…??? 3. Then the baby is born, the pain fades immediately, and you’re all Just leave me alone with this … More 10 Things That Happen When You Welcome a Newborn